{"id":106,"date":"2020-12-31T15:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-12-31T21:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pragmaticdad.net\/?p=106"},"modified":"2023-09-11T22:49:22","modified_gmt":"2023-09-12T03:49:22","slug":"medium-eyes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/2020\/12\/31\/medium-eyes\/","title":{"rendered":"Medium Eyes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Looking up at the sky in the backyard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A:<\/strong> <em>I see 20 asteroids!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>H:<\/strong> <em>You do??<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A:<\/strong> <em>Yesss, it&#8217;s cause I have big eyes to see them.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>H:<\/strong> <em>No you don&#8217;t! You only have medium eyes.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/2020\/12\/31\/medium-eyes\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to Medium Eyes\"><p>Looking up at the sky in the backyard. A: I see 20 asteroids! H: You do?? A: Yesss, it&#8217;s cause I have big eyes to see them. H: No you don&#8217;t! You only have medium eyes.<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-106","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-conversations","7":"h-entry","8":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=106"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":296,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106\/revisions\/296"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}