{"id":124,"date":"2021-01-18T15:05:00","date_gmt":"2021-01-18T21:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pragmaticdad.net\/?p=124"},"modified":"2023-09-11T22:36:35","modified_gmt":"2023-09-12T03:36:35","slug":"124","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/2021\/01\/18\/124\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I catch A putting a toy in his mouth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> <em>A, don&#8217;t put toys in your mouth. You&#8217;ll choke.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A:<\/strong> <em>No I won&#8217;t. It&#8217;s too big.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> <em>Fine. You could catch coronavirus.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A tosses toy into H&#8217;s bed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A:<\/strong> <em>Ok. I&#8217;ll give coronavirus to H.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/2021\/01\/18\/124\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to \"><p>I catch A putting a toy in his mouth. Me: A, don&#8217;t put toys in your mouth. You&#8217;ll choke. A: No I won&#8217;t. It&#8217;s too big. Me: Fine. You could catch coronavirus. A tosses toy into H&#8217;s bed. A: Ok. I&#8217;ll give coronavirus to H.<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"status","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-124","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-status","6":"category-conversations","7":"post_format-post-format-status","8":"h-entry","9":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=124"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":287,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions\/287"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}