{"id":222,"date":"2020-09-15T14:55:00","date_gmt":"2020-09-15T19:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pragmaticdad.net\/?p=90"},"modified":"2023-09-11T23:03:42","modified_gmt":"2023-09-12T04:03:42","slug":"222","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/2020\/09\/15\/222\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>H fell down the stairs this evening. After sitting her in my lap and consoling her for a while I said:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> <em>H, did it hurt a lot or just a little?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She looks up at me, tears in her eyes, pauses, and says:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>H:<\/strong> <em>It hurt a medium.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/2020\/09\/15\/222\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to \"><p>H fell down the stairs this evening. After sitting her in my lap and consoling her for a while I said: Me: H, did it hurt a lot or just a little? She looks up at me, tears in her eyes, pauses, and says: H: It hurt a medium.<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"status","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-222","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-status","6":"category-conversations","7":"post_format-post-format-status","8":"h-entry","9":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=222"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":309,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222\/revisions\/309"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}