{"id":227,"date":"2020-12-30T14:59:00","date_gmt":"2020-12-30T20:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pragmaticdad.net\/?p=102"},"modified":"2023-09-11T22:51:38","modified_gmt":"2023-09-12T03:51:38","slug":"un-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/2020\/12\/30\/un-birthday\/","title":{"rendered":"Un-Birthday"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Getting ready for school in the morning&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>H:<\/strong> <em>Is Today A&#8217;s birthday?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A:<\/strong> <em>No, my birthday is tomorrow.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A:<\/strong> Wait! It&#8217;s morning! Today IS tomorrow!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A:<\/strong> <em>I think. Uhh, Daddy? What day is today?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>H:<\/strong> <em>IT NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(It was not his birthday.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/2020\/12\/30\/un-birthday\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to Un-Birthday\"><p>Getting ready for school in the morning&#8230; H: Is Today A&#8217;s birthday? A: No, my birthday is tomorrow. \u2026 A: Wait! It&#8217;s morning! Today IS tomorrow! \u2026 A: I think. Uhh, Daddy? What day is today? H: IT NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY! (It was not his birthday.)<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-227","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-conversations","7":"h-entry","8":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=227"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":297,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227\/revisions\/297"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}