{"id":229,"date":"2021-01-04T15:01:00","date_gmt":"2021-01-04T21:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pragmaticdad.net\/?p=112"},"modified":"2023-09-11T22:45:20","modified_gmt":"2023-09-12T03:45:20","slug":"229","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/2021\/01\/04\/229\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>H, waking up on the couch:<\/strong> <em>Who put me in the living room?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> <em>I did. You woke up crying last night.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>H:<\/strong> <em>Why?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> <em>You woke up crying, so I brought you in here with mommy.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>H:<\/strong> <em>You should have just woke me up in bed. Not bring me in here.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/2021\/01\/04\/229\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to \"><p>H, waking up on the couch: Who put me in the living room? Me: I did. You woke up crying last night. H: Why? Me: You woke up crying, so I brought you in here with mommy. H: You should have just woke me up in bed. Not bring me in here.<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"status","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-229","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-status","6":"category-conversations","7":"post_format-post-format-status","8":"h-entry","9":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=229"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":293,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229\/revisions\/293"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}