{"id":230,"date":"2020-10-21T15:07:00","date_gmt":"2020-10-21T20:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pragmaticdad.net\/?p=136"},"modified":"2023-09-11T22:58:20","modified_gmt":"2023-09-12T03:58:20","slug":"bottles-and-lamps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/2020\/10\/21\/bottles-and-lamps\/","title":{"rendered":"Bottles and Lamps"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>After listening to Christina Aguilera in the car:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A:<\/strong> <em>Daddy! This song is wrong! Genies are supposed to live in lamps &#8211; not bottles!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/2020\/10\/21\/bottles-and-lamps\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to Bottles and Lamps\"><p>After listening to Christina Aguilera in the car: A: Daddy! This song is wrong! Genies are supposed to live in lamps &#8211; not bottles!<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-230","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-conversations","7":"h-entry","8":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=230"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":304,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230\/revisions\/304"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}