{"id":239,"date":"2021-11-03T15:10:00","date_gmt":"2021-11-03T20:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pragmaticdad.net\/?p=144"},"modified":"2023-09-22T09:53:07","modified_gmt":"2023-09-22T14:53:07","slug":"mask-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/2021\/11\/03\/mask-pants\/","title":{"rendered":"Mask Pants"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> <em>H, are you still wearing your mask from school?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>H:<\/strong> <em>Oh. Yeah. I forget it&#8217;s on sometimes.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A:<\/strong> <em>After it&#8217;s been on your face all day, you forget you&#8217;re wearing it. Just like pants.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/2021\/11\/03\/mask-pants\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to Mask Pants\"><p>Me: H, are you still wearing your mask from school? H: Oh. Yeah. I forget it&#8217;s on sometimes. A: After it&#8217;s been on your face all day, you forget you&#8217;re wearing it. Just like pants.<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-239","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-conversations","7":"h-entry","8":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=239"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":333,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239\/revisions\/333"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}