{"id":243,"date":"2023-05-18T12:10:13","date_gmt":"2023-05-18T17:10:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pragmaticdad.net\/?p=156"},"modified":"2023-09-11T22:13:51","modified_gmt":"2023-09-12T03:13:51","slug":"pigeon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/2023\/05\/18\/pigeon\/","title":{"rendered":"Pigeon"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Walking along a path by the lake after dinner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>H:<\/strong> <em>Look, there&#8217;s a pigeon in the water.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A:<\/strong> <em>No, it&#8217;s a duck.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>H:<\/strong> <em>Wait, no. It&#8217;s a tire.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A:<\/strong> <em>Hold on, it&#8217;s a duck, a tire and a pigeon.<\/em><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/2023\/05\/18\/pigeon\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to Pigeon\"><p>Walking along a path by the lake after dinner. H: Look, there&#8217;s a pigeon in the water. A: No, it&#8217;s a duck. H: Wait, no. It&#8217;s a tire. A: Hold on, it&#8217;s a duck, a tire and a pigeon.<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-243","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"h-entry","8":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=243"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":273,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243\/revisions\/273"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}