{"id":245,"date":"2014-09-02T22:30:40","date_gmt":"2014-09-03T03:30:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pragmaticdad.net\/?p=16"},"modified":"2024-09-27T21:37:57","modified_gmt":"2024-09-28T02:37:57","slug":"16-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/2014\/09\/02\/16-2\/","title":{"rendered":"I Can&#8217;t See"},"content":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/2014\/09\/02\/16-2\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to I Can&#8217;t See\"><p>As any veteran parent will tell you, your kid&#8217;s poop comes in stages. Newborn poop, baby poop, and then grown-up poop. The first time my wife was out of the house and I had to change a <em>real<\/em> dirty diaper, I gagged so hard I went blind for five seconds.<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/2014\/09\/02\/16-2\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to I Can&#8217;t See\"><p>As any veteran parent will tell you, your kid&#8217;s poop comes in stages. Newborn poop, baby poop, and then grown-up poop. The first time my wife was out of the house and I had to change a real dirty diaper, I gagged so hard I went blind for five seconds.<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-245","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-aside","6":"category-dad-confessions","7":"post_format-post-format-aside","8":"h-entry","9":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=245"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":554,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245\/revisions\/554"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}