{"id":310,"date":"2020-06-07T23:04:00","date_gmt":"2020-06-08T04:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/?p=310"},"modified":"2023-09-11T23:05:52","modified_gmt":"2023-09-12T04:05:52","slug":"310","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/2020\/06\/07\/310\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>A:<\/strong> <em>Knock knock.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> <em>Who&#8217;s there?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A:<\/strong> <em>Peanut butter.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> <em>Peanut butter who?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A:<\/strong> <em>I want to be in a sandwich!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/2020\/06\/07\/310\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to \"><p>A: Knock knock. Me: Who&#8217;s there? A: Peanut butter. Me: Peanut butter who? A: I want to be in a sandwich!<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"status","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-310","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-status","6":"category-conversations","7":"post_format-post-format-status","8":"h-entry","9":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=310"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":311,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310\/revisions\/311"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}