{"id":349,"date":"2023-10-18T11:39:47","date_gmt":"2023-10-18T16:39:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/?p=349"},"modified":"2023-10-18T11:39:47","modified_gmt":"2023-10-18T16:39:47","slug":"349","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/2023\/10\/18\/349\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Driving past soccer fields and their bright lights on the way to evening practice&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A, from the back of the car&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Holy moly! The lights are flashing!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wait, never mind. I&#8217;m just blinking too much.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/2023\/10\/18\/349\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to \"><p>Driving past soccer fields and their bright lights on the way to evening practice&#8230; A, from the back of the car&#8230; Holy moly! The lights are flashing! &#8230; Wait, never mind. I&#8217;m just blinking too much.<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"status","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-status","category-conversations","post_format-post-format-status","h-entry","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=349"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":350,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions\/350"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oh.frabjous.day\/!\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}