H asks…
H: Dad, what color is your heart for real?
Me: Uhh, dark red?
H: No! That’s maroooooon!
March 2021
We bought A a new game for his Switch (Donkey Kong: Tropical Freeze) for being so good in school. He says..
A: This is the best present ever!
Me: Better than your sister?
A: No, she’s still in the lead.