At home from school for Thanksgiving break.
H: Aaron, do you want to play house with my dolls?
A: No.
H: How about we play with your cars?
A: OK!
H: They can’t be race cars. They have to be family cars. This is the mommy car, the daddy car, the baby car.
A: OK!
Nathaniel Rateliff’s song S.O.B. is playing in the car.
H: Is this song called SOB?
A: No, it’s called Son of a Bitch.
Watching a survival documentary on National Geographic…
“This program contains images of tribal nudity”
Moments later
Kids: Eeeeeewww!
A: He ate a beetle larva!
H: He ate that cause he’s in nature, and there’s no food when you’re in nature.
Me: H, are you still wearing your mask from school?
H: Oh. Yeah. I forget it’s on sometimes.
A: After it’s been on your face all day, you forget you’re wearing it. Just like pants.
