When it’s the end of school, and teachers are sending home all the drawings and books and work your kids did this year, and you casually flip through your child’s writing journal and feel like you’ve completely and utterly failed as a parent.
#41
Burgers
Eating at Five Guys tonight.
A: This is the second best hamburger I’ve ever had.
Me: The second?
A: Burger King is the best.
Me: Not the ones mommy and I make at home?
A: No. I appreciate those the most. But Burger King tastes the best.
Rats
My son asked today…
If humans randomly disappeared, would it be good or bad for rats?
Slippery when peeled
Saw this at lunch today. Just amazing.
But begs the question, are bananas universally slippery? Like, does every culture think banana peels cause hilarious accidents?
In the US we grew up watching cartoons full of slapstick banana shenanigans.
And I guess in Japan, Nintendo obviously thought bananas were a good weapon for Mario Kart.
Where else?
My childhood dreams are coming true tonight. They Might Be Giants performing “Flood” in its entirety.
Sky high.
Nothing like having to stand and hold hands for five minutes to learn not to fight with your sibling.
Some things never change. They just get older.
