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Nathaniel Rateliff’s song S.O.B. is playing in the car.

H: Is this song called SOB?

A: No, it’s called Son of a Bitch.

Watching a survival documentary on National Geographic…

“This program contains images of tribal nudity”

Moments later

Kids: Eeeeeewww!

A: He ate a beetle larva!

H: He ate that cause he’s in nature, and there’s no food when you’re in nature.

We bought A a new game for his Switch (Donkey Kong: Tropical Freeze) for being so good in school. He says..

A: This is the best present ever!

Me: Better than your sister?

A: No, she’s still in the lead.

Black Ice

Driving home during a snow day. Called my mother to tell her the schools were closed. As soon as we hang up, A asks…

A: Why did G-mo say not to hit a black guy?

Me: Black ICE! ICE!

Pop Music Survey

Decided to enroll A in a survey course of pop music and I am the instructor. His reactions:

Lady Gaga: Isn’t it weird that Lady Gaga says I want your disease?

Mikey Cyrus: Good.

Niki Minaj: Play that one again.

Carly Rae Jepsen: That was fun.

Meghan Trainor: Dad, this is so boring.

H, breathlessly: We found a moth in the house but moths can’t go outside right now cause it raining and his wings get wet like a fairy and he won’t fly so we keeping him safe inside the house now…in A’s lunch box.